February 2012
You seem to bitch about people bitching way more than the people that you’re bitching at bitch.
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The Contortionist is coming to Louisville. ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. HOLY FUCK, BATMAN.
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i luv odd futer bcuz they’re musik iz about moar than jist mony, sex n drugsz. There music iss bout kool suttf like raep and kill. wenevr i listen to them i feel kool?????/ plus they use upsidown corsses. so kool cuz i luv satin too cuz god is a PUSSSY. OFWGTKTABTBAMAFIC!N,CC! Hotnbothrdastrunot.
Chances are, if you have a video entitled “MY EPIC RIFF!!!” you’ve been playing guitar for a little over a month.
Oh yeah, and did I mention that some big black guy in my class made a Morrissey reference today? Yeah, I was proud.
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YOLOUOCYBIRITCINTTSYAWTISTAPTICH:
- You Only Live Once Unless Of Course You Believe In Reincarnation In That Case I’m Not Trying To Say You Are Wrong There Is Still A Possibility That It Could Happen
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Haha, one of my friends just called Jeremy McKinnon from A Day To Remember her future husband. Have fun being the subject of “CHUGGA CHUGGA YOU FUCKING WHORE I’LL GUT YOU AND STUFF CHUG CHUG” and getting beer bottles thrown at you, god forbid you two separate and you feel like going to Warped Tour.
10 places to visit in Japan
miss-sasodei:
sora-no-woto:
Tokyo
2. Kyoto
3.Miyajima
4.Aokigahara
5. Okinawa
6.Matsumoto Castle
7.Osakajo Osaka Castle
8.Kasugayama Primeval Forest
9. Hokkaido
I’ve been to Matsumoto Castle :’)
Me: I had to draw Skyrim on Draw Something. I drew a guy with an arrow to the knee.
Tyler: I am so proud
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I love when people are like “yea bro my screamsz kinda sound like the guy from Job For A Cowboy mixed with Oli Sykes and my cleans r like Jonny Craig mixed with Sonny Moore mixed with maybe Craig frum Chiodos.”
boobookittyfux asked: )) <==> (( and we can poop back and forth... forever
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Beat Mass Effect 2. Downloaded the Mass Effect 3 demo. So stoked for the full game.
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I have really tried my hardest to understand Shane and to not hate him. I always felt that my unpopular opinion would eventually be respected, buuuut when he attacks Rick, drops a bike on him and throws a monkey-wrench at him, causing a zombie attack… that’s where I give up hope.
you know those powerpoints that are all funny and...
nottodaymegatron:
yeah you guys are doing that thing again where you take a funny thing and think you can make a funny thing too with the same funny template and therefore make it not funny please stop and let a good thing just stay good for once.
^
Of all places, you’d think Tumblr would be the one to know that you can have TOO MUCH of a good thing. Why do you think I can’t stand...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Fuck, why has it been Valentine’s Day for like three weeks now?
